Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Surrender in Afghanistan

This just in,

The Commander in Chief says we are losing in Afghanistan and he is willing to talk. He claims to has identified the moderate Taliban forces.

Not sure if the moderates are the ones that kill women for going to school or the men who refuse to wear beards. Apparently the great leader has and he is settting up a meeting.

Terms of surrender to be released as soon as they are available.

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